Haha. Too funny, Liz. My husband and I've been cniplaiomng for years that people are so stupid and selfish any more, they act like babies. Your points and everyone else's confirm that. I still laugh every time I see a warning label on a Rubbermaid container about not using it as a crib or letting a baby climb in it. I never used one as a crib, but my twins used to crawl into anything and everything, large plastic containers a particular favorite. When they'd fall and hurt themselves, I'd tell them not to cry to me unless something was dislocated or broken. If they were bleeding, I'd tell them not to drip on the carpet. Now when they get hurt, I often don't find out about it until much later. That can be good or bad, but one thing's for sure if they get a papercut, it won't slow them down, nor will they be suing the government for not protecting them from that evil paper when they're adults!